Easter Egg Hunt Eggggstravaganza

Today I spent the day at the SI Zoo with my nephew & Family for an Easter Egg Hunt. Steven was there with his posse' as well as Patricia and her crew. Fun was had by all.

Happy???? 34th Birthday.....

Holy Crap I am 34 years old today!

Happy 1st Anniversary

I became a home owner 1 year ago today. And what a year it has been.

Bon Jovi

But why do I keep having dreams about hanging out with Bon Jovi, and how come he never wants to take a picture with me? and why isnt Bon Jovi listed in my Dream Dictionary?

Holy Herbs

I cant believe it worked! Can you believe all of these herbs grew in a matter of weeks and right here on my kitchen counter. I literally did nothing but add some water and tablets. The only problem now is what to do with all these herbs....

http://www.aerogrow.com/

New Ways To Order A Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
10.Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

Dogs with Skin Cancer...

So I had to bring Bianca in for surgery yesterday, being as she was diagnosed with skin cancer. She had 3 lumps on her neck and 1 on her back. They now have all been removed and I am happy to announce she is cancer free.

To All You Book Worms

Tiffany & Co. now has a line of bookmarks out. They are definately worth giving a look.

http://www.tiffany.com/search/search_results.aspx?search_params=t+bookmark-s+0-p+1-l+-h+-c+-r+-x+

Bad Breath!

Have you ever had a friend or Co-worker that's had a problem with their breath? You know what I'm talking about... It smells like they drank a raw egg shake right before coming into work. "Training for that big fight, Rocky," you want to ask. And these people are almost always what Seinfeld refers to as 'close talkers.' They talk with exactly two millimeters of space between their face and yours. You take a step back and they immediately take a step forward to counter your move. If this is you or someone you know please take the following advice:
Best to cover up garlic breath: Listerine Pocket Paks
Best to cover up coffee breath: Starbucks After Coffee Mints
Best-tasting mint: Wrigley's Eclipse Flash Strips
Best for odor coverup: Altoids

Curbside PickUp

OK but what is better then Curbside Pickup. I am more then loving it. What is better then being out shopping, calling in a order, pulling up to a restaurant and out walks your food. Helloooooo Can you say convenient? Its the newest rage taking over. Tons of restaurants are doing it now - Including: Outback, Applebees, Chili's and even The Cheesecake Factory.

Sandra Lee - It's Cocktail Time

But does anyone else think she is a drunk? The only One place where Sandra is passionate about her cooking is during what is usually the final segment of the show: Drinky, drinky time. She takes great care in pouring as much alcohol as possible into any drink she makes and it is clear that the reason she is so passionate about semi-retarded cooking is that any time she saves is spent drinking herself into a stupor.

Rachel Ray - Im NOT Obsessed

-EVOO - Extra Virgin Olive Oil. That’s what she actually calls it: “E-V-O-O, Extra Virgin Olive Oil”. Note, I did NOT say she calls it “E-V-O-O.” If she just stopped there, it would be merely stupid. But she goes all the way to the level of taking the short bus to school” by using the acronym, and then spelling out what it means for us right after. WHY?!? What is the point of using an acronym if you are then going to say what it means right after it? Pick one or the other! I don’t go around saying, “Yeah, I need some money from the ATM - automatic teller machine, but I can’t remember my PIN - personal identification number, I would sound like a retard, and thus, I guess be eligible for my own cooking show.

Speaking in Plural

There is a certain group of people that find the need to end every other word in plural. Whether or not the word can even be a "Word" in plural they create it when they speak. For example: I had someone tell me that they were going to the White Castle'S today. I asked them if there were a few castles there and if so were they all white. In another conversation they stated that they loved to eat at the Burger King'S. Now we all know there is only one King, unfortunately she was never informed of this. But my Absolute favorite plural has to be when someone says "This is Mines" When I hear this its like someone scratching nails down a chalkboard. OMG, ever hear of Ebonics!

Muffin Tops

Or otherwise known as the extra flesh that spills over the top of the waistband of jeans or pants when they are too tight.
Get the right size of pants people. Yes, pants have stretch, but if you are wearing them 2 sizes too small flesh is going to spill out no matter what you do. Don’t subject yourself or anyone else seeing this, please.

Isnt That From Last Season?

Why has Coach felt the need to bring back the same handbags from Last Spring and yet Call them NEW for 07. The only thing NEW about these bag's are the price. I think Coach is feeling a bit under rated next to Top designers such as D&G and Burberry. I for one would rather put $600.00 towards a Fendi bag then the same bag I bought last year from Coach for $300.00.