Annoying & Irritating People

Well, here it is:
The list of the types of people who irritate me the most (in no particular order)

• People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making stupid faces all the time.


• People with annoying voices.


• People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible cloud of it all around them.


• Telemarketers


• People who look over at your meal and then, just as you are lifting your fork to your mouth, say in an irritating tone of voice, "Oh, you're not going to eat THAT, are you?"


• People who hum.


• Skinny people who complain loudly about how embarrassed they are to have to buy pants that are about 14 sizes smaller than the ones you're wearing.


• People who seem to be unaware of the fact that they have terrible B.O.


• People who talk loudly in public places.


• People who prove on a regular basis that yes, there IS such a thing as a stupid question.


• Salespeople who latch onto you and follow you around the store, asking if they can help you.


• Mothers who let their children run around screaming in stores.


• Mimes.


• People who talk to you as if you were 4 years old.


• People who use the word "times" as a verb, when they mean "multiply."


• People who say Pacific instead if Specific


• People who pick their nose while driving


• Relentlessly cheerful people.


• People who appear to have had their senses of humour surgically removed.


• Dentists who try to have a conversation with you while they are working on your teeth.


• People who laugh at their own jokes before they've actually reached the punchline.


• People who talk baby-talk.


• People who make grammatical mistakes while complaining that no one uses proper grammar anymore.


• People who say "Hot enough for ya?"


• Anyone who has ever said "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."


• People who, even if you pulled a gun on them, would not be able to wrap their minds around the concept that you really don't like them.


• People who develop a totally new outlook on life every couple of months, and then feel compelled to tell you about it in great detail, whether you want to hear it or not.


• People who talk to malfunctioning vending machines.


• People who chew with their mouths open.


• People who repeat themselves.


• People who don't know that they have bad breath.


• People who mow their lawns at 8:00 in the morning.


• People who do construction at 8:00 in the morning.


• People who send emails without bothering to delete the 7 or 8-thousand accumulated ones.


• People who just think they know everything or it has happened to them.


• People who call others on the phone and greet them by saying "Hi, who's this?" as though they you called them!


• The do-I-look-fat girls who ask only to hear that they're not fat.


• People who continuously call you ALL THE FREAKING time and don't get the hint you DON'T want to talk.

I am sure there will be more to come....