Thursday, March 22, 2007

Bad Breath!


Have you ever had a friend or Co-worker that's had a problem with their breath? You know what I'm talking about... It smells like they drank a raw egg shake right before coming into work. "Training for that big fight, Rocky," you want to ask. And these people are almost always what Seinfeld refers to as 'close talkers.' They talk with exactly two millimeters of space between their face and yours. You take a step back and they immediately take a step forward to counter your move. If this is you or someone you know please take the following advice:
Best to cover up garlic breath: Listerine Pocket Paks
Best to cover up coffee breath: Starbucks After Coffee Mints
Best-tasting mint: Wrigley's Eclipse Flash Strips
Best for odor coverup: Altoids

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